"I did not know what came over me!" This was the cry of a pretty and well dressed woman who was severely beaten up by a mob for stealing a five hundred naira worth of fried fish, the ugly incident which took place in a popular street in Ikeja Lagos Nigeria left many dumbfounded as they wondered what on earth would push such a spotless fair complexioned woman to descend so low to steal from a haggard looking fried fish vendor. Chatting with an eyewitness whose local gin spot is directly facing the fried fish vendor, it was gathered that the well dressed woman before the incident was overheard asking someone via the telephone to send her the address of a party venue but shortly after that the eyewitness disclosed that trouble started when the fish vendor who was attending to many other customers was alerted by her son that the well dressed woman had swiftly stolen a fish and threw it inside her bag. It was said by the eyewitness that as soon as the little...
Unlike the biblical Hebrew men who vowed before King Nebuchadnezzar that they would never touch anything unclean, such was not the case with the pretty banker wife of a Lagos based Pastor who did not just touch but also used the all mighty condom, a product considered to be unclean and highly ungodly by many conservative Christians here in Nigeria. According to an insider source, neighbours in the early hours of Tuesday 16th of December 2025 were woken up from their sleep following the cry for help by the well endowed banker whom many in the multiple flats compound before the incident believed was a deeply religious woman, it was said that trouble started when the banker's husband and Pastor with a new generation pentecostal church located in Badagry Lagos Nigeria while searching for his debit card stumbled on a used condom wrap right inside his wife's handbag. My source who pleaded not to be named disclosed that while searching for...