But for divine intervention an elderly man in Asaba Delta State would have joined his ancestors after he mistook some rounds of knockout thrown into his compound by some mischievous teenagers for gunshots, the funny but true incident according to an eye witness occurred in the early hours of Easter Sunday in the Anwai area of the State capital, it was said that the retired civil servant whose children are based abroad began to scream for help immediately the knockout began to blast. As the knockout went off uncontrollably, my source who could not hold his laughter revealed that the old man whose house is guarded by a mallam from the North suddenly began to scream the name of the guard and also his househelp who stays in the boys quarters, "Ibrahim!!! Ibrahim!!! Ezekiel!!!Ezekiel!!! They have come ohhh". It was said that had the duo of Ibrahim and Ezekiel not intervened at the time they did, the old man who had already fainted due to fear would have by now forgotten. ...